SOME RIDDLES...

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? 
A: A horse and its rider.

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn’t weigh anything? 
A: The horse’s shadow.

Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse? 
A. Because of the coffin

Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage? 
A: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? 
A: A teapot.

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? 
A: Because it’s too far to walk there.

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? 
A: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life? 
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.

Q: Which room has no doors, no windows. 
A: A mushroom.

Q: What gets wetter as it dries? 
A: A towel

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? 
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can’t do surgery on him, because he’s my son. Who was the doctor?

A: The doctor was his mother.